A Romanian lawyer is suing his local Orthodox bishop and four priests claiming they failed to properly exorcise flatulent demons that were forcing him out of his home.
Madalin Ciculescu, 34, accused the five of fraud after they turned up several times to exercise the demons which were responsible for the bad smells that were ruining his business.
This sounds like a conversation Mel Brooks would write into the script for Young Frankenstein II.
Frankenstein: Igor I thought I told you to exorcise these demons.
Igor: Master, I did. They got plenty of exercise. I took them for long walks in the park, threw a Frisbee, and crunched their abs. They may still stink, but boy are they cut!
What would demon exercises look like anyway?
"What would demon exercises look like anyway?"
ReplyDeleteA bit like liturgical dance I would guess.
Thanks. Now I can't eat lunch. What a sickening thought.
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